Tugas: Mintalah program Anda secara acak memilih salah satu dari dua kutipan berikut pada saat runtime dan mencetak satu kutipan itu, persis seperti yang ditunjukkan.

1:

Under the spreading chestnut tree
I sold you and you sold me.
There lie they, and here lie we
Under the spreading chestnut tree.

2:

WAR IS PEACE.
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY.
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.

Pembatasan: Kata-kata spreading, chestnut, PEACE, FREEDOM, dan STRENGTH harus muncul dalam kode Anda. Tidak ada kata dari dua kutipan di atas yang dapat muncul dalam kode Anda lebih dari sekali .

Solusi terpendek menang.

PHP 179

Terinspirasi oleh jawaban es1024 .

<?=strtr(rand()%2?"0
I 1 232 1 me.
T5 they,35 we
0.
":"WAR4PEACE.
FREEDOM4SLAVERY.
IGNORANCE4STRENGTH.
",["Under the spreading chestnut tree",sold,you," and "," IS ","here lie"]);

Perl ( 191 184 karakter)

$_=$$&1?"0
I12321me6T4they,34we
06":"WAR5PEACE6FREEDOM5SLAVERY6IGNORANCE5STRENGTH6";s/\d/("Under the spreading chestnut tree"," sold ",you," and ","here lie "," IS ",".
")[$&]/ge;print

Terima kasih @ core1024 untuk tips tentang bermain golf ini.

Jawa, 338

Saya tidak bisa mendapatkannya di bawah 338 ...

class B{public static void main(String[]a){String b="Under the spreading chestnut tree",c="sold ",d="you ",e="and ",f="me.\nT",g="here lie ",h=".\n",i=" IS ";if(Math.random()>.5)System.out.print(b+"\nI "+c+d+e+d+c+f+g+"they, "+e+g+"we\n"+b+h);else System.out.print("WAR"+i+"PEACE"+h+"FREEDOM"+i+"SLAVERY"+h+"IGNORANCE"+i+"STRENGTH"+h);}}

Sedikit tidak diserang:

class B{public static void main(String[]a){String b="Under the spreading chestnut tree",c="sold ",d="you ",e="and ",f="me.\nT",g="here lie ",h=".\n",i=" IS ";
if(Math.random()>.5)System.out.print(b+"\nI "+c+d+e+d+c+f+g+"they, "+e+g+"we\n"+b+h);
else System.out.print("WAR"+i+"PEACE"+h+"FREEDOM"+i+"SLAVERY"+h+"IGNORANCE"+i+"STRENGTH"+h);}}

Javascript 229 254 256

Sunting 1 gunakan new Dateseperti yang disarankan oleh @Doorknob - masih belum jelas bagi saya bagaimana javascript Tanggal berubah menjadi string atau integer atau apa pun

Sunting 2 disederhanakan. Banyak.

t=(new Date&1
   ?'0WAR0 IS 0PEACE0.\n0FREEDOM020SLAVERY040IGNORANCE020STRENGTH.'
   :'0Under the spreading chestnut tree0\nI 0sold 0you 0and 04030me.\nT0here lie 0they, 05090we\n010.'
  ).split(0);
for(i=o='';j=t[++i];)o+=t[j|0||i];alert(o)

C # (268) (260) (256)

Ini dapat dieksekusi di LINQPad, menggunakan Dump()metode:

string b="Under the spreading chestnut tree",c="sold ",d="you ",e="and ",f="me.\nT",g="here lie ",h=" IS ";if(new Random().Next(9)>4)(b+"\nI "+c+d+e+d+c+f+g+"they, "+e+g+"we\n"+b+".").Dump();else("WAR"+h+"PEACE.\nFREEDOM"+h+"SLAVERY.\nIGNORANCE"+h+"STRENGTH.").Dump();

Tidak Disatukan:

string b="Under the spreading chestnut tree",c="sold ",d="you ",e="and ",f="me.\nT",g="here lie ",h=" IS ";

if(new Random().Next(9)>4)
    (b+"\nI "+c+d+e+d+c+f+g+"they, "+e+g+"we\n"+b+".").Dump();
else
    ("WAR"+h+"PEACE.\nFREEDOM"+h+"SLAVERY.\nIGNORANCE"+h+"STRENGTH.").Dump();

Memperbarui:

Dengan menggunakan operator ternary dan 1 variabel tambahan, saya dapat memotong 6 karakter lainnya:

string a,b="Under the spreading chestnut tree",c="sold ",d="you ",e="and ",f="me.\nT",g="here lie ",h=" IS ";a=new Random().Next(9)>4?(b+"\nI "+c+d+e+d+c+f+g+"they, "+e+g+"we\n"+b+"."):("WAR"+h+"PEACE.\nFREEDOM"+h+"SLAVERY.\nIGNORANCE"+h+"STRENGTH.");a.Dump();

Tidak Disatukan:

string a,b="Under the spreading chestnut tree",c="sold ",d="you ",e="and ",f="me.\nT",g="here lie ",h=" IS ";

a=new Random().Next(9)>4 ?
    (b+"\nI "+c+d+e+d+c+f+g+"they, "+e+g+"we\n"+b+".") :
    ("WAR"+h+"PEACE.\nFREEDOM"+h+"SLAVERY.\nIGNORANCE"+h+"STRENGTH.");

a.Dump();

Pembaruan2:

Berkat saran cerdik tsavinhosaya bisa menyelamatkan 4 karakter lagi dengan menempatkan kawat gigi di sekitar operasi ternary:

string b="Under the spreading chestnut tree",c="sold ",d="you ",e="and ",f="me.\nT",g="here lie ",h=" IS ";(new Random().Next(9)>4?(b+"\nI "+c+d+e+d+c+f+g+"they, "+e+g+"we\n"+b+"."):("WAR"+h+"PEACE.\nFREEDOM"+h+"SLAVERY.\nIGNORANCE"+h+"STRENGTH.")).Dump();

Tidak Disatukan:

string b="Under the spreading chestnut tree",c="sold ",d="you ",e="and ",f="me.\nT",g="here lie ",h=" IS ";
(new Random().Next(9)>4?
    (b+"\nI "+c+d+e+d+c+f+g+"they, "+e+g+"we\n"+b+"."):
    ("WAR"+h+"PEACE.\nFREEDOM"+h+"SLAVERY.\nIGNORANCE"+h+"STRENGTH.")
).Dump();

Python 3 - 228

for x in[b"AB:87078@624>049BA6",b"?;<61;=63;56"][id(id)%3-1]:print("and |FREEDOM|T|IGNORANCE|here lie |STRENGTH|.\n|you |sold |we|I | IS |PEACE|SLAVERY|they, |WAR|me|Under the spreading chestnut tree|\n".split("|")[x-48],end="")

Sedikit tidak berbulu:

# id(id) returns an even number based on memory address of id
# id(id)%3-1 gives -1, 0 or 1
randomNumber = id(id)%3-1

# Word list
words = "and |FREEDOM|T|IGNORANCE|here lie |STRENGTH|.\n|you |sold |we|I | IS |PEACE|SLAVERY|they, |WAR|me|Under the spreading chestnut tree|\n".split("|")

# Byte Literals for Under the chestnut and WAR IS PEACE
# each byte correspond to the word's index in the word list
byteLiterals = [b"AB:87078@624>049BA6", b"?;<61;=63;56"]
choice = byteLiterals[randomNumber]

for x in choice: 
    print(words[x-48], end="") # Print each word out

PowerShell 205

("{0}.`nI{1}{2}{3}{2}{1} me.`nT{4}they,{3} {4}we`n{0}."-f"Under the spreading chestnut tree"," sold"," you"," and","here lie "),("WAR","PEACE.`nFREEDOM","SLAVERY.`nIGNORANCE","STRENGTH."-join" IS ")|Random

Menggunakan -foperator untuk meletakkan string pada kutipan pertama, dan yang kedua diikuti oleh IS, setelah itu memilih elemen acak dari 2 kutipan tersebut dan mencetaknya ...

JavaScript / jQuery 396

var B={
U:"Under the spreading chestnut tree",
s:"sold ",
y:"you ",
l:"lie ",
a:"and ",
i:"IS ",
b:"</br>"
};
var A={
P:B.U+B.b+"I "+B.s+B.y+B.a+B.y+B.s+"me."+B.b
+"There "+B.l+"they, "+B.a+"here "+B.l+"we."+B.b+B.U,
Q:"WAR "+B.i+"PEACE."+B.b+"FREEDOM "+B.i+"SLAVERY."+B.b
+"IGNORANCE "+B.i+"STRENGTH."
};
$(function(){
var z=(Math.random()<0.5)?A.P:A.Q; 
$('#d').append(z);
});

T-SQL, 337 327

Hanya untuk bersenang-senang, saya telah membuat solusi lain dalam T-SQL, yang satu byte lebih pendek dari solusi Java 8 saya:

DECLARE @b char(33)='Under the spreading chestnut tree',@c char(5)='sold',@d char(4)='you',@e char(4)='and',@f char(9)='here lie',@ char='
',@h char(4)=' IS'IF rand()>.5PRINT @b+@+'I '+@c+@d+@e+@d+@c+'me.'+@+'T'+@f+'they, '+@e+@f+'we'+@+@b+'.'ELSE PRINT'WAR'+@h+'PEACE.'+@+'FREEDOM'+@h+'SLAVERY.'+@+'IGNORANCE'+@h+'STRENGTH.'

Dengan mendeklarasikan file yang charterlalu lama, Anda dapat menambahkan ruang 'otomatis', menghemat beberapa byte.

Menggunakan kode dalam pengeditan yang diusulkan oleh pengguna PenutReaper, Anda memang dapat mengurangi 10 byte.

Java Script (233)

Math.random()>0.5?(a="Under the spreading chestnut tree")+"\nI "+(s="sold")+(y=" you ")+(n="and")+y+s+" me.\nT"+(h="here ")+(l="lie ")+"they "+n+" "+h+l+"we\n"+a+".":["WAR","PEACE.\nFREEDOM","SLAVERY.\nIGNORANCE","STRENGTH."].join(" IS ")

Tulis ini tanpa melihat jawaban lain. Manfaatkan tugas dengan baik sebagai ekspresi.

05AB1E , 119 byte

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FREEDOM€ˆÃÒRY.
IGNORANCE€ˆ STRENGTH‘)'.«Ω

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Python 3 , 222 byte

a,b,c,d,e,f='Under the spreading chestnut tree',' you ',' lie ','and','sold',' IS '
print({f'{a}\nI {e}{b}{d}{b}{e} me.\nThere{c}they, {d} here{c}we\n{a}.',f'WAR{f}PEACE.\nFREEDOM{f}SLAVERY.\nIGNORANCE{f}STRENGTH.'}.pop())

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C (gcc) , 307 289 271 270 byte

-37 bytes berkat ceilingcat

*y=" IS ";main(){int*r[]={"WAR",y,"PEACE.\nFREEDOM",y,"SLAVERY.\nIGNORANCE",y,"STRENGTH.",0,"Under the spreading chestnut tree","\nI"," sold ","you"," and ",r[11],r[10],"me.\n","T","here lie ","they,",r[12],r[17],"we\n",r[8],".",0},z=r;for(z=z/2&8;r[z];)printf(r[z++]);}

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